My hair is seriously pissing me off so bad. I haven’t straightened or blow-dried it in 4 or 5 days, and the on day I need to, it turns to shit. Because everything I do turns to shit I guess.
I am seriously trying to get the strength to get...
It’s not working.
I wish you were just a stain on your parents towel.
My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like, “He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?” And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like, “My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.” This is me. THIS IS MY LIFE.