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I hope a bee flies into Rick Santorum’s shirt and stings his boob and he has to spend weeks either wearing crew necks or risk people laughing and pointing at his giant boob-pimple.
I hope Rick Santorum gets told by Destiny’s Child that he is indeed not ready for that jelly.
I hope rick santorum is pooping, and every time he wipes he just cannot get it clean for hours
I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.
Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
- Tara: I hate those Glad commercials. Who is that kid to tell me to buy Glad brand in this god damn recession? "DON'T GET MAD, GET GLAD!" Punk ass bitch.
- Me: He's...kinda cute.
- Hayley: ....
- Me: What? Is that bad?! Does that offend you, Rick?!