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  • Tara: God Rod is so gross! Why do I have all the jocks in my town?
  • Me:
  • Tara: Jock-strap
  • Tara: HOW ARE THEY GOING TO BLAME RENEE FOR THIS
  • Danny: I'm going to go take a shower...
  • Tara: SERIOUSLY HOW IS ANY OF THIS HER FAULT WHAt IS eveN
  • Danny: I'm going to go take a shower i'll be back
  • Tara: GOD THIS FANDOMK MAKES ME SO ANRGY AND I'M NOT EVEN A PART OF IT ANYMROE
  • Me: Alright, Danny talk to you later

    • i have a feeling that even if i lived with tara and danny we would still all be on the couch with our laptops and saying “go look at what i just reblogged” every 2 minutes

    letsgogoyubari Asked:Well, let me ask you twenty questions and I'll answer them as well in another message. 1. What is your favorite Disney movie and why? 2. Who is your favorite Disney Princess and why? 3. If you could pick your neighbors in Animal Crossing Wild World, who would they be? 4. What is your favorite drink? 5. If you could live in a book, which would it be and why? 6. If you could have either eternal life or vast knowledge, which would it be and why? 7. Which is your favorite Studio Ghibli film and why?

    Tara’s answers:

    5. Harry Potter, because I want to be a witch. Duh.

    6. Vast knowledge, because why the hell not be smart?

    7. Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, and Kiki’s Delivery Service are my favorites and because they are the best one. Duh. Yes.

    (i dunno if you meant to answer only three orrrrrrrrrr if the other message didn’t send)

    my answers:

    1. My favorite disney movie is the hunchback of notre dame because i love the message in it

    2. I don’t have a favorite disney princess. I’m not a big fan of disney in the first place

    3. okay so 5 neighbors that i would want in my animal crossing town would be of course 1. Rolf and then 2. Stitches 3. Goldie 4. Vesta and 5. Aurora

    4. My favorite drink is pepsi

    5. i would live in new avengers vol 1 yeeeeaaaaahhh

    6. I would rather have vast knowledge because to have eternal life would be really depressing. i would have to watch all of my friend’s life’s go by why i don’t age or get wrinkles or enjoy live as a wrinkled elder

    7. Kiki’s Delivery Service is my favorite Ghibli film of all time because no Ghibli film has made such an impact on me like that one has. I grew up with Kiki’s Delivery Service, and I have always wanted to do what she did (move to a town far away and live on my own)

    dude thanks for the questions thththththththnakkk youuuouououuu

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  • Tara: Okay I'm actually going to write my resume now
  • Tara: I CAN PREORDER GOD OF WAR?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

    • i cant help but feel that tara is that guy down the street with all of the tattoos and i am the white girl from the country who doesnt even know that a bitch means something other than a female dog

  • Me: yeaahh
  • Danny: ahahahaa yeaaaah
  • Me: oh god no, if there has been any overplayed joke between the three of us, it has to be that one
  • Danny: aahahaha TARA
  • Me: DID YOU JUST CALL FOR HER LIKE SHE WAS SERIOUSLY IN HERE

    • i couldnt ask for better friends

    i mean who else would send me three messages explaining to me how wonderful their scalloped potatoes are and how the cheese is like a blanket and then momentarily regretting it in the end

    i woke up to this oh m y god

    i am choking on  my cereal l ll tara ohg od

  • Tara: /Arnold Schwarzenegger voice/ GIVE ME YOUR IRON
  • Me: /Pissing myself/
    • i LOVE MY FRIEndS

    i LOVE MY FRIEndS
  • Tara: I love how Danny's name on skype is still "TARA IS A BIG MEANIE"
  • Me: What did you even say that made her change it to that?...
  • Tara: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I SAID TO HER THAT MADE HER SO MAD AND MADE HER CALL ME A MEANIE
    • leonapumpkin: LOOK WHO I FOUND AT THE MALL TODAY I WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH THEM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY AND I GOT SCARED WHEN IRON MAN STARTED MOVING  BECAUSE I DIDNTBHADVGASHVDGSAFDCASBD OH MY OGFD

    leonapumpkin:

    LOOK WHO I FOUND AT THE MALL TODAY

    I WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH THEM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

    AND I GOT SCARED WHEN IRON MAN STARTED MOVING  BECAUSE I DIDNTBHADVGASHVDGSAFDCASBD

    OH MY OGFD

    Tara is at a party
  • Me: Touch someone's elbow for me
  • Tara: Did it. They are playing Magic and I just reached over and said sorry.
  • Me: oh my god i didn't actually think you would do it